I live the majority of my life in fear that the person I’m talking to will ask me a follow-up question.
“You know what they say. Women break up with men because they expect them to change and they don’t; men break up with women because they expect them not to change and they do.”
“Who says that?”
“You know… relationship… experts.”
…
“There are literally more people living right now in India than all the people that have ever lived in the United States put together.”
“Is that true?”
“It could be!”
…
“You know, peanut butter is actually a natural anti-depressant.”
“Where did you hear that?”
“… Jerry Seinfeld said it on the Today Show.”
