May 2010
16 posts
Holy fuck Make A Wish Foundation →
peterberkman: you motherfuckers I’m going to assume Pete is using the phrase “you motherfuckers” in the good way, in which case I wholeheartedly agree: You motherfuckers Make A Wish Foundation. You motherfuckers all of you.
May 1st
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April 2010
9 posts
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Apr 27th
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Apr 11th
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McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Macbeth and Macduff... →
Hey! Are you a gigantic drama nerd or a high school English teacher? If so, you might enjoy this piece I wrote for McSweeney’s.
Apr 9th
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MOMA to Gaga: ur sooo not an artist. | Bitch... →
What’s the most upsetting part of this story? Is it: A) All of it. B) The curator for the MOMA is a jerk (BIG SURPRISE). C) Tim Burton continues to be rewarded for making sub-par shadow-of-his-former-self movies. D) David Byrne uses the phrase “interweb.” Barf, David Byrne.
Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Listenilovesongsaboutjesusforsomereaso: Jesus, etc....
Apr 6th
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How To Get Ahead At The Workplace
If you’re anything like me (and if you aren’t, STOP READING MY SUPER-SECRET BLOG), you work in an office and are constantly obsessed with getting the upper hand, or getting a leg up, or some other combination of a body part and the direction “up.” Well, now you can put away those voodoo dolls and spooky shrunken heads and strange mystical rocks, because everyone thinks...
Apr 4th
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Apr 2nd
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