May 2009
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I had this sort of girlfriend for a few months...
I took her to see a romantic comedy, because isn’t that the point of being in a relationship? (Spoiler alert: No.) She was against the idea, probably because it seemed so couple-y, so comfortable, as if after the movie was over, I would tell her I loved her and we would go home and just like look into each other’s eyes for like an hour.
“Everyone there is going to think I made you go, because I’m...
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There was this one summer we all pretended to be...
The original idea was to move to New York and do comedy, but the apartment fell through so we decided to go somewhere else. It had to be on the coast, because Ben wanted to be close to the beach and it had to be on the east coast because Dave didn’t want to fly anywhere. I wanted to go somewhere in the south, so we could meet southern belles, but I didn’t want to go to the Carolinas, because...
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Reasons I was locked out of my room for three days
I am fidgety by nature. My hands get bored and they pick things up and play with them without me realizing it. One day after an Olde English meeting, Caleb made everybody look for his keys for thirty minutes, before I realized that I had slipped them on to my own key ring and put them in my pocket without even noticing. My fingers are always roaming, clawing at things, picking them up, pulling,...
